Top 5 Christmas Cracker Toilet Jokes!

Here at Site Equip we loove a toilet joke or pun! With the festive season fast approaching these are our favourite toilet themed Christmas Cracker Toilet Jokes…

1. For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper. It’s useless. You can only fill it in with number ones and number twos.

   (This joke won the Nations No 1 toilet joke competition held by Wateraid for World Toilet Day!)

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3. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? Polaroids.

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5. What is an ig? An Eskimo’s house without a toilet.

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Christmas Cracker Toilet Jokes